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By anonimouse (Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 02:26:58 PM EST) (all tags)
Since I upgraded my phone, I gave Mr Minimouse(7) my old one.

This was a mistake.

Update [2008-3-1 15:4:14 by anonimouse]: Does imprisonment work?



I am now getting phone calls complaining about what Mrs Mouse is feeding him, and about the time she is sending him to bed.....

Prisons
As Britain's prisons are full to capacity and our judges are sortof "asked" to not imprison anyone unless strictly necessary, it's interesting to look at the USian problems from imprisoning too many people.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #1 Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 02:53:00 PM EST
I waited 'till mine were just barely teenagers.

I got the same result.



For the most part, by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #2 Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 03:32:57 PM EST
I enjoy the calls I get from my 8-year-old. Although some mornings it's a bit much.

He usually does his little professor routine and lectures me on his video games.

You'll learn to enjoy the calls.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin


WIPO: Work as opposed to what? by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #3 Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 07:08:16 PM EST
Since cruel and unusual (i.e. effective) punishment is off the menu, it's either lock them up or just hand over our white wimmins to the reefer fiends.

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Absolutely. by Breaker (4.00 / 3) #4 Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 08:27:36 PM EST
Define "works".  "Works" in that fluffy kind of dream world where poor little disadvantaged Johnny is rehabilitated into caring for sick unicorns after being jailed for smashing in a Granny's teeth as he nicked her pension money?

Or works as in whilst little Johnny is being used by Bubba as his bitch, he's not beating up old ladies for entertainment?

Sadly I did not keep a personal copy of my front page story regarding criminal justice when I ran the numbers, and in any case it is unlikely that Gordy "SHITS HIMSELF THINKING OF NEXT ELECTION" Browntrousers is going to have the bollocks to rationalise UKian drug laws and policy, and reduce our prison population by ~30% overnight.


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"Sigged" by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #5 Sun Mar 02, 2008 at 04:34:20 AM EST
vvvv

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